mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.

A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.

by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017

Mattress Mick

When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.

"Mattress Mick I'm looking for a new mattress please help pAaAal "

by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018

mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.

Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.

by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018

Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014