A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.
Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018