meatsplain

When a carnivore deems it necessary to explain where or how meat is made to a vegetarian/vegan

"I can't believe that farmer gifted sausage made from the piglet those firefighters saved six months ago."
"Well a pig farmer's primary form of trade is through the selling of pork, so why wouldn't he give them sausage?"
"You don't have to meatsplain, I know where pork comes from bro."

by DontAskJeeves August 23, 2017

McSplaining

When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said

Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"

by OllieTheRabbit July 2, 2019

Mattsplaining

When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.

"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."

Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."

"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."

by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020

Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 2, 2021

Mumsplaining

Where a parent steps in a bit too quickly to speak on behalf of children purely (in their mind) to make a social setting run a bit more smoothly.

See Sydney Morning Herald, July 3, 2022: Opinion: Can we please cut down on the mumsplaining? Stephen Brook

Adult to Child: “Which school are you going to go to?”
Before the child can answer the child’s chief communications agent and PR manager (i.e. mother) mumsplains (mumsplaining): “She is going to the local school like her older sister and brother,”

by Tevqu July 3, 2022

Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

Mansplaining

When a woman says something utterly stupid and a man rudely fails to pretend like she is making sense.

While watching tennis, Mary remarked that she believed Serena Williams would beat Roger Federer if they ever played. Mike explained the biological differences between men and women to Mary. He also explained normal distributions to Mary, and how even though Serena Williams could beat 99.9% of the men in the world in tennis, that means there are thousands of men you have never heard of that could beat her. Mary did not appreciate the mansplaining and would have preferred to continue living in the false reality where women are just as good as men in sports.

by Pull n Pray July 31, 2019