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ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.
Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you
by jaketherunner January 6, 2012
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Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.
Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.
by jack the ripper April 11, 2012
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alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
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marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.
I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.
by some guy1 June 16, 2010
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Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea
-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009
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Zelda Marathon

One of the coolest and most worthwhile online live-streaming game marathons in the history of online live-streaming game marathons. A group of 7 really cool dudes called Penguins in The Desert Productions host it. The marathon is held to help raise money for Big Brothers Big Sisters of St. Catharines, Ontario.
The second Zelda Marathon will start on December 10, 2010.
by WolfPakTakTiks December 6, 2010
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