Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend

Markus will be a virgin for life

by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019

Markus Ruud

Dick Head

Oh, what a markus ruud
Meaning: oh what a dick head

by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020

MARKUS

THE DUMBEST LIVING RANGA

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK

by SBGSJdjszxbhaslfjbfhdjawkmlfjh March 4, 2019

Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020

Markus

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.

Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018