Mario

A guy who has a brother named Luigi that works as a plumber,
never actually does his job because some princess named after a fruit keeps getting kidnapped by a literal turtle.

Mario - "Look! it's from bowser!"
Mario - " 'Dear pesky plumbers....."

by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021

Mario

Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"

John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha

by baby_blue_panda11 June 24, 2018

Mario

A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!

Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?

by The JoJo January 20, 2009

Mario

a fine ass mf that gives no shit about what others have to say. they stay talking shit about people but yet it doesn’t phase them because they simply don’t care. they aim for the top spot and nothing less. they’re lovable and sometimes called a baby. they’re usually taller then martins but that’s okay, that doesn’t bother them. their self confidence is so high that even if they ugly, they still think they cute.

damn mario is such a bitch, but i love him cause he’s the bomb.com

by svpermarioo March 31, 2018

Mario

(when refering to video game skills of a person)
(N)something amazing happening unintentionally while playing a video game

Dude! Mark just did a Mario and got to level 8.

by vrej khanzadian July 15, 2008

Mario

Luigi's brother and inventor of the quote "It's a meeya, Mario!"

Mario is a plumber who wears a variation of red or white overalls, t-shirt, and a cap with a big "M" on the front. He's Italian.

by Sir Ryan December 4, 2006

Mario

the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.

Mario will rule you.

by dudeBRO88 February 20, 2009