Marlon

Marlon is this brilliant guy, really kind always here to help anyone! Loves to talk about their day to others. I wish I could tell how much I love Marlon.
He makes my heart feel loved I hope we will see each other again.
Don't worry about this we will see each other... In this place where our appointment is at <3

omg who is this cute guy? He is so nice!
Hey! Yes he is very cute hahshjahshs I agree. and yes. He is Marlon!

by yan18373718727d April 26, 2022

Markone

Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.

Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"

by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023

I'Marion

A smart supportive carring guy you always need I'Marion.He is a sweet loving guy and very attractive

I'Marion is a smart guy

by David Moris May 3, 2017

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

drew marion

A gay guy that can never win legitimately at Super Smash Bros, even though he plays 24/7

"Dude, you only won because I accidently fell off of the side of the map! You really pulled a Drew Marion!"

by Jesus McAlwaysRight November 8, 2007

Marengo

Marengo, Illinois is a small town east of Rockford. Marengo's population is comprised of old people, Mexican immigrants, loser high school kids, and the ever-present "Marengo All-Stars"-- people that grew up in Marengo, never went to college, and will die in Marengo, still pretending to be 17. Most become pregnant, drug-addicted, or alcoholic within 3 years of high school graduation, assuming they were lucky enough to graduate. Marengo's high school loses nearly every athletic event they have the misfortune of taking part in. On any given night, the town is known to have at least two keggers in someone's barn or cornfield, which will inevitably be busted by the cops around 11 pm. The average lifespan for a resident of Marengo is roughly 40-45 years, with the most common cause of death being simple stupidity.

If you're in Marengo, get out now.

by Patashnik915 May 17, 2007