Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

mardi gras

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.

mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits

by susanfux February 15, 2018

mardy

A word used up north in the UK meaning for someone to be annoyed or talk back. Also when someone is frustrated or in a bad mood or being rude.

"She is being so mardy today."
"Stop being so mardy"

by littlebird123 May 30, 2020

Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 12, 2014

Mardy

A textbook definition of a follower, a trend follower.

A person who just want things for the hype
A person who uses people to get the things he wants

Hey mardy did you get the new hoodie from supreme?

Yessir I did.
**Moments later**

Mardy’s Mom: WHY YOU SPEND $500 ON A HOODIE?!

Mardy replied: because everyone getting one especially the cool kids.

Mardy’s mom face palm

by WESTMOOOOOOR April 23, 2021