tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 03, 2014

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

mardi woo

The realest person alive

“Omg Mardi woo is such a great person and can do anything”

by MardiWoo December 17, 2024

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

Mardy

A textbook definition of a follower, a trend follower.

A person who just want things for the hype
A person who uses people to get the things he wants

Hey mardy did you get the new hoodie from supreme?

Yessir I did.
**Moments later**

Mardy’s Mom: WHY YOU SPEND $500 ON A HOODIE?!

Mardy replied: because everyone getting one especially the cool kids.

Mardy’s mom face palm

by WESTMOOOOOOR April 23, 2021