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girl- Are you married?
guy- I'm married-ish.
girl- What does that mean?
guy- I'm married but on the outs.
by katen9604 July 19, 2011
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Married

A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.
She sneaks out of the house one night while he’s away, after he’s forbidden her from doing anything except going to work and then coming straight home; and when she explains this to her friend, the friend laughs knowingly and says “you’re so married.”
by 0x0Infinity May 8, 2018
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Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.
Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.
by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010
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married

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
by Floss 69 April 8, 2006
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Slightly Married Woman

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
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too married

When you want to go out and get wild and fucking crazy with your friends but they have boyfriends so they don't want to do anything cool or fun anymore except sit on the couch with their boyfriends and each cheesies out of eachother's toes
Ya I went and asked Judy if she wanted to go get fucked up this weekend like Owen Wilson's nose fucked up but she "too married"
by Therealchachi November 7, 2014
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post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.
In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008
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