Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.
by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006
Get the Moland mug.That guy you know that never shares his miniwheats, maks fun of ou all the time,and says what every he can to hurt your fellings but scretly he has a vagina
Matt: I can't tell if that non miniwheat sharing douche is a boy or girl
Joy: I know, he's such a Maslan
Joy: I know, he's such a Maslan
by superduperbackupgoaly44554 November 3, 2011
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Get the maylanah mug.by dontworryboutitbaby October 8, 2020
Get the malana mug.When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.
Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023
Get the Molandered mug.A common figure in Brazilian culture, the «malandro» is laid back bad-boy, appreciated as a folk hero of some sort. The football-samba-petty crime type of
The act of being a «malandro», «malandragem», is characterised in the Brazilian popular imagination as a tool for individual justice. Facing the forces of oppressive institutions, the individualist malandro survives by manipulating people, fooling authorities, and sidestepping laws in a way which guarantees his well-being. In this way, the malandro is a typical Brazilian hero. Literary examples include Pedro Malasarte and João Grilo; with a good example of non-Brazilian character being Jimmy McGill.
But the malicious and corner-cutting figure of the malandro does not mean one would be selfish, careless towards others. A malandro doesn’t use malandragem to take advantage of another person intending to harm others, but rather only to find a way out of an unfair situation even if this means resorting to illegal methods.
The act of being a «malandro», «malandragem», is characterised in the Brazilian popular imagination as a tool for individual justice. Facing the forces of oppressive institutions, the individualist malandro survives by manipulating people, fooling authorities, and sidestepping laws in a way which guarantees his well-being. In this way, the malandro is a typical Brazilian hero. Literary examples include Pedro Malasarte and João Grilo; with a good example of non-Brazilian character being Jimmy McGill.
But the malicious and corner-cutting figure of the malandro does not mean one would be selfish, careless towards others. A malandro doesn’t use malandragem to take advantage of another person intending to harm others, but rather only to find a way out of an unfair situation even if this means resorting to illegal methods.
by voxdantesque November 14, 2020
Get the malandro mug.When used, it almost always is a compliment. It is pretty much the best thing you can say to your best friend, your girlfriend's father, or your priest.
It can be used in literally every style of grammar.
"That game was so Molan."
"I Molan'd the shit out of her."
"Hello, Molan, your daughter looks lovely tonight."
"I believe Molanly in God the Father."
Now some smartass non-Molan is going to say that's not all the styles of grammar. Good point.
Preposition: "Can you walk Molan the grocery store?"
Gerund: "Molaning is still legal in 48 states."
Clause: "Molan, Molan, Molan."
Now, with your new-found knowlege, go out and take on the world, you big Molan you!
It can be used in literally every style of grammar.
"That game was so Molan."
"I Molan'd the shit out of her."
"Hello, Molan, your daughter looks lovely tonight."
"I believe Molanly in God the Father."
Now some smartass non-Molan is going to say that's not all the styles of grammar. Good point.
Preposition: "Can you walk Molan the grocery store?"
Gerund: "Molaning is still legal in 48 states."
Clause: "Molan, Molan, Molan."
Now, with your new-found knowlege, go out and take on the world, you big Molan you!
She my girl, Molan.
by VitaminaKaNoexiT April 10, 2011
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