malau

Perfection!

People: I though being Malau didn't exists but you are the prove that this was wrong!

by Malau_queen_hood March 26, 2017

makousu

a mashup artist with a massive horse cock

Makousu is my dad.

by Makousu December 5, 2017

malfusionism

the religion and worship of malfusion6

me: “yea i follow malfusionism which is the religion and worship of malfusion6”
zachary: “stop talking about me”

by masfusionismfollower December 10, 2021

Mallu ashish

the type of guy who is really smart but also a huge asshole. he'll pretend to love you and act like ur his everything but he'll have a sneaky link. plays with ur emotions and always has a reason and explanation for everything. has a lot of hyperpigmentation and his sibling looks better than him. also he's just a dick

Your dating Mallu Ashish ?! girl thats the dumbest thing u can do

by glen lit September 16, 2022

Orafice Malfunction

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004

zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011