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Rage3d = teh manches
by Netch July 15, 2004
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Manchester Transfer

When one person poops into another, and that person poops back into the other and it continues FOREVER.
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Man 1-Hey dood wanna do a Manchester Transfer.
Man 2- What in tarnation is a Manchester Transfer?
Man 1- Well... a Manchester Transfer is........
MAn 2- AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by Dan LE TACO May 15, 2006
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manchester united suck

It's a fact.
Halvor: Manu is best
Fredda: No Manchester United suck. It's a fact.
by kuken te patrick2 November 12, 2013
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Afro Manchu

A man typically of colored decent with an afro and a fu manchu mustache. See: Fu Manchu
Dad: Now that guy has style!

Son: What? I don't understand...

Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!

Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.
by donkeypunchyou January 10, 2009
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manchair

A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
by mahatmagrande September 22, 2008
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Manchin

Someone who claims affiliation with a political party but actually works in favor the opposition to that party, despite any trite offerings to the contrary.
If it wasn't for that Manchin, the majority party have passed more laws reflecting the will of a majority of The People.
by Cartoonvillain June 23, 2021
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manchild

A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.

Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.

Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.

When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.

However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.

A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"

"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"

"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
by Blondie636 October 15, 2011
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