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A colloquial term on the internet meaning "mansex" or homosexual male sexual relations. It comes from the term "mansechs", which was (is) a popular way of spelling "mansex" on many internet forums and that bastion of the linguistically adept, IRC.
Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.

No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

No manches

Mexican Castellano idiom for stop kidding around, " don't jerk my chain ", No Way or whatever.
"No manches, are you really going to cross the border illegally?"
No manches by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

no manches

Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"
Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.

Omar: no manches dude.

Ryan: true story.
no manches by Paras Nuevo Leon April 28, 2009

no manches

Means: "dont stain", but also known as "Don't bug me"
Get up dude, its already noon!
Response: No Manches!

Bartendar: "Last call!"
Drunk Girl:"Como manches!"
no manches by Cecedawg May 30, 2006

madchester 

Name given to the baggy music 'scene' in Manchester during the late 80s-early 90s. Included bands such as Happy Mondays, The Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Northside. Occasionally some cockney twats like Flowered Up are included under this term. But they shouldn't.
I'm a big geek and I call the music I listen to Madchester!
madchester by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006