by That Guy From North Dakota December 24, 2008
Get the Macintosh mug.PC user: DURP! UR MAC SUCKS! DURP!
Mac User: Why?
PC: ...DURP! IT DON'T WORK WITH LIEK TEH GAMES!
Mac User: Actually, Macs run Windows as well, and they use intel chips. So, my Macintosh can literally do everything your PC can and better. Plus it's pretty.
PC User: NOPE! U R WRONG! DURP! DENIAL IS FUN! DURP!
Mac User: Why?
PC: ...DURP! IT DON'T WORK WITH LIEK TEH GAMES!
Mac User: Actually, Macs run Windows as well, and they use intel chips. So, my Macintosh can literally do everything your PC can and better. Plus it's pretty.
PC User: NOPE! U R WRONG! DURP! DENIAL IS FUN! DURP!
by I'm not in denial. February 1, 2007
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a type of computer made by apple. macintosh generally refers to the old apples from the 80s, which were good, and the apples from the 90s, which were horrible. however, ever since Steve Jobs returned, macs became a lot better. they are probable superior to PCs in every way, except for maybe gaming, but u can always use boot camp for that. also, you can right click. most graphic artists, musicians, and cool people use them. like all computers they do crash, but less often than windows.
microhoo whos never used a new macintosh: ooooo... macs suck you cant play games of right click... they suck sooooo bad
someone who has used a modern mac: shut up (shoes thm my post)
someone who has used a modern mac: shut up (shoes thm my post)
by john tuttle May 25, 2008
Get the macintosh mug.A type of computer revered for it's all in one design but also cursed by this to people who want to upgrade components instead of just getting a new computer which would be faster in the long run. Many claim that the macintosh is lacking in hardware aspects, though one would hardly know the difference. Mac OS X is the ruler of all the operating systems, but is often complained about due to its lack of a mind boggling amount of applications. One should not that the macintosh has more completed feeling apps than the less completed feeling but still numerous Windows apps. Macs happen to have a game deficiency and thus are hated by many people who don't understand the concept of boot camp and Windows on a Mac. Once one switches to the Mac from the PC, almost none of them will ever switch back because they now see the truth.
Bill: Wow, that's a sleek computer Steve!
Steve: Yes Bill, it is.
Bill: Oh, it's a Macintosh, I hear they suck...
Steve: No they don't, wanna touch it?
Bill: SURE! This is pretty sweet Steve!
Steve: Yes Bill, it is.
Bill: Oh, it's a Macintosh, I hear they suck...
Steve: No they don't, wanna touch it?
Bill: SURE! This is pretty sweet Steve!
by Toasty Head September 6, 2007
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by Hellomynameisnoboady February 1, 2017
Get the megan macintosh mug.The best computer ever. Macs are much more secure than PCs and much less bloated than PCs. Unlike Windows computers, they actually come with decent software like iTunes and iLife. The Mac operating has a sleek, minimalist look and a consistent interface.
by stevejobbs April 7, 2009
Get the macintosh mug.Apple copied Microsoft? Window's "Gadgets" seems eerily similar to OS X's "Widgets". The triangles that collapse folders in Visa is copied from OS X. They copied "Spotlight" in Vista. For all you gamers bashing OS X because there aren't any games, I agree. If you want to game, don't get a Mac. This is coming from an Apple lover. Apple is trying to appeal to businessmen and companies. Never going to happen. But how come when you can easily get a Windows computer with better specs. than a Mac for less, most graphic designers and video editors choose Mac? There must be a reason. Is it the programs? The stable OS? Who knows.
The animators from South Park have stated their reason for switching to Macs. Crashing. I have had many PC's and NONE HAVE CRASHED ON ME! But theirs have, due to their heavy use.
You have anti-virus, great for you. But your anti-virus takes up time, system resources, and money, and even with anti-virus, look at viruses like Conficker. It infected governments and hospitals! Now Microsoft is including anti-virus. Why do they keep wasting time patching the OS? Why don't they just start over and build it from a secure base?
If you don't like Macs, don't buy them. All of your reviews are 100% biased. I am an Apple fan, but let me clarify this.
MOST MACS AREN'T UPGRADABLE!!!
THEY ARE NOT GOOD FOR WORK!!!
YOU CANNOT PLAY GAMES!!!
THEY ARE OVERPRICED!!!
However, they do not crash. They do not break any more than other companies' computers. If you don't like them, don't buy them. But stop writing biased reviews on the web, and enjoy your PC. And I don't mean that sarcastically. If it works for you, good for you.
The animators from South Park have stated their reason for switching to Macs. Crashing. I have had many PC's and NONE HAVE CRASHED ON ME! But theirs have, due to their heavy use.
You have anti-virus, great for you. But your anti-virus takes up time, system resources, and money, and even with anti-virus, look at viruses like Conficker. It infected governments and hospitals! Now Microsoft is including anti-virus. Why do they keep wasting time patching the OS? Why don't they just start over and build it from a secure base?
If you don't like Macs, don't buy them. All of your reviews are 100% biased. I am an Apple fan, but let me clarify this.
MOST MACS AREN'T UPGRADABLE!!!
THEY ARE NOT GOOD FOR WORK!!!
YOU CANNOT PLAY GAMES!!!
THEY ARE OVERPRICED!!!
However, they do not crash. They do not break any more than other companies' computers. If you don't like them, don't buy them. But stop writing biased reviews on the web, and enjoy your PC. And I don't mean that sarcastically. If it works for you, good for you.
Windows User: Dude, I can't play my games on your Mac- it sucks!
Apple User: I know I can't. It's not supposed to.
Windows User: Oh, ok then.
Apple User: Yep.
That is how it should be. No need to fight. Macintosh's can't play games. We know.
Apple User: I know I can't. It's not supposed to.
Windows User: Oh, ok then.
Apple User: Yep.
That is how it should be. No need to fight. Macintosh's can't play games. We know.
by SkateMusicLife64 June 24, 2009
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