mamserpentol

A treatment for titsnake affliction.

Her doctor prescribed her mamserpentol.

by jupitertitan July 25, 2022

Mauser

Mauser the schnauzer.

“Mauser is so cute” “Mauser gang” “when I saw Mauser, I decided I needed a schnauzer right then and there”

by Mausergang September 14, 2023

Maserati

An unreliable little shit that depreciates fast.

My maserati made me broke bro

by 𝝦𝝚𝝢𝝩𝝖𝝬 January 9, 2024

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Maserati Mistrial

A notoriously-problematic luxury sports car dat was such an "injustice" to da driving world dat it should have been "laughed out of court".

Not to "judge" da Maserati Mistrial too harshly, but its level of unreliability was really "lawless", and created such a strong "contempt" among its owners dat its very existence should have been "illegal".

by QuacksO October 19, 2025