Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

by quax November 6, 2020

Lazaro

A guy named Lazaro is a guy who's very intellectual, handsome, cute, funny, dedicated, inspiring & outgoing. Typically Lazaro is a Mexican but it can also be a Cuban. Lazaro is also very hot and is said to have an enormous dick. Lazaro can also be emotional which is a downside, but it's a small downside. He typically has a high-paying job & aspires to be in politics despite what many people will think. And he's also very good in school. Also, ladies, date a guy named Lazaro and you will not forget it or regret it. He'll probably be the best guy you'll ever possibly date.

Cuban Lazaro intellectual handsome cute funny dedicated inspiring smart outgoing

by #Bam November 7, 2012

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019