Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

Leper

Someone who has Leperosy. May have Facial and Body disfigurement. (i.e. The face around the mouth has caved in (literally) )

' Oh my gosh, that guys face has caved in! I think he's a Leper!'

by georgia baby June 11, 2006

Lipper

A lipper is when a female gets a boner and her vagina lips harden" .

A female version of boner. Example " my sister Adeline got a Lipper over Justin Bieber " .

by Daxton$$$$$$ November 27, 2016

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

leper

a person who sperates themselves from everyone. sometimes just cause they smell. an outcast, a kid who eats alone at lunch or in the bathroom. anyone with no friends. like losing friends to losing body parts.

"that leper makes me sad, should we ask him to eat lunch with us?"
"...he's a leper for a reason."
"good point."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

social leper

someone who can ruin your status with others just by hanging out with you

Did you hear about poor Steve?
Who's Steve?
My point exactly. He is the football quaterback. Poor Steve met a social leper and now no one hangs with him anymore

by Charece May 5, 2006