ass leak

Silent but deadly flatulence.

May sometimes smell similar to a real leakage of natural gas.

"Hurry, get out quick! I think I smell an ass leak!"

by Ima Linguist February 17, 2019

Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.

Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now

by Uncorruptedmikey October 8, 2021

Baby Leak

Psuedo period experienced during pregnancy due to vaginal bleeding.

Did you see "I Did Not Know I Was Pregnant?" All those bitches was baby leaking.

by VeryReliableSource December 20, 2009

leaking mascara

For women, fake crying.

Come on, get up and stop leaking mascara.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! April 3, 2011

Leak Wink

The act of winking at the person in the next urinal or nearest to you whilst urinating.

1)
Baines: Hey I'm going to take a leak.
Will: I'm going to join you and leak wink you, you bastard.

2)
Jonny: Why did you hit Will?
Baines: He leak winked me over there, the creep.

by Leaky Winker September 8, 2013

leaking ink

Is when a female is crazy horny, she's "leaking ink"

I'm so damn horny "I'm leaking ink"

by tictac126 June 8, 2016

Gas-leak

Used to describe a reactive person as though they are similar to an actual gas leak in the way that even the smallest spark can set them off into a raging flame.

"Why do avoid people when you think they're frustrated?"
"Not really sure, but it's probably because growing up my mother was a real gas-leak."

by Eli_My_Guy July 22, 2023