knobber

a complete and utter twat.

1: "have you met that new girl?"
2: "no, who is she?"
1: "oh dont worry, shes a right knobber apparently"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007

knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

golden knobbin

The act of one partner performing oral sex on another while sitting on the toilet and urinating.

Gary couldn't believe it when Lu wanted to give him head while she was taking a piss. He didn't know she was into golden knobbins.

by Lu.V Junkie January 19, 2009

knobbz

the greatest man alive.

is often looked up to by his friends and family.

can make anybody look good or "fly".

every other sentence out of his mouth is "thats what she said..."

"man, that dude is so cool, he must be knobbz."

"i wish i could be knobbz."

by kcolbonk February 20, 2009

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon December 15, 2008