Keenanism

A theory that contains no logic or support

Stop using keenanisms...you are not making any sense

by Alex Fagerson April 19, 2007

A Sly Keenan

The action of neglecting someone when they converse with you on MSN Messsenger (Or any other popular messaging services - not sexually orientated as this phrase has different connotations in a sexual context).

This is true of when the 'sly' user is online and remaining silent (like a mouse, alpaca or sloth), but not so when the user blocks or deletes the other contact, or communicates verbally in any way.

This could be from either annoyance, fear, rebellion or even for fetish related reasons.

This phrase became used after British eccentric Keenan Fuller exploited the tactic (act of cowardice) in a string of MSN Messenger conversations.

A typical MSN conversation...
Michael Barrymore ; 'Cheggers do you suck your toes often, you flamingo shagger?'
...
(Cheggers becomes silent despite his status being 'Online')

The next day at the office...

Michael Barrymore; Hey Jeremy!
Jeremy Beadle; Hi mike you swine!
Michael Barrymore; Hows the marzipan ladder business going?
Jeremy Beadle; Well, you know, Delia Smith keeps eatin em dont she
Michael Barrymore; Bitch!
Chris Eubank; I say!

Michael Barrymore; Hey i asked Cheggers about the toesucking yesterday!
Jeremy Beadle & Chris Eubank in unison; What did he say!!!???
Michael Barrymore; Dunno - I was chatting to him on MSN and he suddenly went very quiet after i asked...
Chris Eubank; Ahh - you know what he did dontcha?
Jeremy Beadle: Well he did a sly Keenan on ya...

by Oliver Sanchez May 22, 2008

keenan

A keenan is a boy when you first meet you will find as a best friend IMMEDIATELY. But then a keenan can also stab you in the back , a keenan is very funny , he is the cutest guy you will ever meet .

‘ OMG i hate keenan.. ughh ‘

‘ but i love him .. UGH’

by Alli vlogs November 28, 2018

Keenan

On the surface, Keenan is a charming boy-next-door type with good manners and nice hair but he is secretly a fck boy with no personality or substantial interests. He's definitely into soccer and/or ultimate frisbee. Probably in a frat or douchey jock group. He's {nice enough} on the outside but has no actual depth of character. Desperate to "hang" with girls but is incapable of commitment. Kinda cute but ultimately boring af

He's cute or whateva but so boring and trifling... what a Keenan.

by camambertdenormandie November 16, 2019

Keenan

super hot, talented, amazing at sports, and most popular at ur school. watch out because if you have a girl he might steal ;). keenan also originates from the the irish word warrior. most people also love from his amazing body and beautiful eyes and for him being the stupid funny one there.

it’s keenan, not kennan (that guys a douche bag) so get ur fuckin facts straight

by keenan_d24 June 22, 2019

Keenarnor

To be a World of Warcraft playing Hick straight from Kansas.

Did you guys hear that Keenarnor just leveled up again? What a tool!

by Time Glitch March 22, 2009

Keenan

Gay, chubby, fat, noncinator 3000 and 7

He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.

Example 8-D size

Keenan you fat nonce. Go eat a guys cornhole.

by Stella... "You have no hope" May 24, 2020