koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 21, 2005

koofies!

when your playing basketball and you make a shot you call out, "Koofies!". Or you can just say, "koof"

I just koofed that shot in ya mouth!

by Hashmir May 13, 2005

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

Kloogied

The act of getting hit with some fantasy football analysis so hard you explode.

I got on this show with talking Chris Carson and I got Kloogied in all sorts of ways.

by The Soccer Guys May 11, 2021

finger koozie

Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.

"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.

by Romophobia November 7, 2015

Shook Kookie

Making out, Intense Making out.
Can lead to sex
see Shooka Shooka

Me and mah baby Shook kookied for the whole day.

by ChickenFungoo May 7, 2005

Koogle it

When your engineering calculations don't work out and you make up something more convenient.

These calculations show that we need 4 levels of reshoring but that's a whole lot of shit

Ahh... just Koogle it... 2 is enough!

by Eye dew knot no mi nayme November 21, 2010