kimalyn

An extremely beautiful woman, shy, but once she feels comfortable with you, she'll share her heart.
Can rise out of the ashes and make any piece of tin feel like a bar of gold.

That woman is such a Kimalyn, she is just the greatest!

by WHY not? July 4, 2019

Koalatyyy

A sea of thieves pirate who is a ridiculously cracked helm
He currently partakes in sexual activities with the best flex oce known as Krvcifilth

An incredibly attractive young man who seduces even the most vile men

Koalatyyy, turn the fucking boat properly you idiot

by Big man champion February 21, 2023

Kamala Salad

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.

For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."

by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023

The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 14, 2010

Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.

"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014