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Definitions by DreamNoLibs

Kamala Salad 

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
Kamala Salad by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023

upward bullying 

The syndrome where your employee who thinks they are smarter that you, treats you like your a shoe shine boy, but you happen to be the boss!
My upward bullying employee just spit in my "Boss" coffee mug, again.

Doing a Rum Cup 

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.
I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.
Doing a Rum Cup by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

tongue flicker 

A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.
That was great popcorn, but fuck, I can't get this tongue flicker out of my mouth.
tongue flicker by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018