Koala Bearing 

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright

Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."

Koala Bearing by T.E.B June 21, 2019

Koala reach around 

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

Koala reach around by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014

koala ears 

A vagina so hairy that when underpants are applied two ear like things appear from the inner thigh.....

She had a nice set of Koala Ears!

koala ears by James Clifton April 29, 2005

koala'ed 

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a man’s back. She will be aggressive, throwing a foreleg around her opponent and biting and scratching him.

Man, this girl koala'ed the hell out of me last night.

koala'ed by khutch June 20, 2010

Koala ripped 

Being super high and munchin out all day.

Lets get delivery man, i'm fuckin koala ripped

Koala ripped by bdillz89 June 3, 2009

Koala Bear Weekend 

Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.

What are you doing this Saturday?

Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.

Koala Bear Weekend by SarnXero March 29, 2010

Koala Keg stand 

When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.

Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"

Koala Keg stand by BreakingBacks June 6, 2013