Kms

Kill my self

If I see that ugly thot ass bitch imma kms(kill my self).

by Chassy April 2, 2020

kms

another way of saying your mad; annoyed.

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe

by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

lemme kms

These are 2 words which are shortening the phrase let me kill myself

Example:
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!

In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!

by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017

KMS

Kick my shit. Used when you want to express the fact that you dont care about someone’s opinions.

Well why dont you just kick my shit (KMS) well your at it? I don’t care!

by I have the answers October 23, 2019

kms

kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.

friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo

by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020

KMS

KMS stands for the name of the YouTube Sensation: "Killer Keemstar", who hosts a YouTube show called: "Drama Alert".

"KMS is a filthy gnome who steals money from Donald Trump."

by IxXThe_IlluminatiXxI October 20, 2018

KMS

This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).

“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”

“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”

by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019