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Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.
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jared kleinman

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman
by whorecruxes June 1, 2017
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kleida

One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.
wow that girl is good at art she must be a kleida.
by Lady Rae March 15, 2015
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kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.
Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it
by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018
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keintz

A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.
Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"
by tommybandwhalesand olpete October 3, 2011
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kleinisd

KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches
That nigga stupid, ugly and fake, oh he go to kleinisd
by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018
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Kleneptic

The mushy or liquid mess left at the bottom of a bowl of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. Often created intentionally by stirring vigorously.
I'm not eating this ice cream until its kleneptic.
by Tonistist May 22, 2011
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