Klausian

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

by SauerKraut April 9, 2004

Klassen

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.

"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."

by fordjanet November 30, 2013

klaus

Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.

When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.

by elmagneto December 18, 2003

klaus

when someone says something extremly stupid or dumb

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus”

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020

Krause

A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.

"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."

by Ginny Playland December 28, 2007

klausterfokken

adj. Another way of saying "clusterfuck"; describes a multitude of calamities/fuck-ups.

Contrary to popular belief, "klausterfokken" is not a real German word.

Steven Colbert (on if Gingrich won the presidency): "Yes, there is no English word for that kind of melt down. The closest is the German "Klausterfokken". Now... compound word klauster-fokken. Foo-ken, Foo-ken."

by mexicanfoodistooethnicforme March 11, 2012

Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022