Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

Kirk

To wound someone's neck or be wounded in the neck to the point of bleeding, much like Charlie Kirk's bullet wound. The way the wound is inflicted and the otherwise severity of the wound are not relevant, only the location.

"My fucking cat kirked me bad today, I was just trying to kiss him but he wasn't having it."

by coca cola espuma February 5, 2026

Kirk

to give someone neck (head)

"hey can I get some Kirk?"

by Ceepeedestroyer February 6, 2026

Kirk

The performative online (and increasingly offline) ritual of treating the statistical possibility of catching a random bullet as though it were the weather forecast: casually mentioned, mildly dramatic, and never actually surprising.

Don’t miss curfew Charlie , mom might Kirk you.

by Yourmom2026 February 13, 2026

Kirk

A term for giving head to somebody; Sucking a nigga off.

"Tommy just got kirked in the McDonald's bathroom!"

by 2RichTaY February 26, 2026