Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 30, 2010

Kavanaugh

to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.

The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.

by witchitalkingbout October 4, 2018

kavanaughty

When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

by robbinsong September 28, 2018

Kavanaughing

Whining like an entitled, spoiled brat.

Stop Kavanaughing and eat your dinner.

Kavanaughing isn’t going to get you that promotion. If you don’t stop Kavanaughing , you’re going to your room.

by Macphoto September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To redefine a sexual term as something innocent, to avoid scrutiny or prosecution. Bonus points if the innocent thing does not actually exist.

"I enjoyed choking down that Santorum - you know, the red bubbly wine from Napa"

"Nice Kavanaugh there, bro."

by spoonerize_the_chord September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh

Lack of judicial temperament.

He was well-educated, but his kavanaugh kept him from being selected for the bench.

by Mp3mom October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. Lying when you know you’ve been caught.

Stop trying to Kavanaugh your way out of this situation.

by Womendeservebetter October 7, 2018