Kerth

Kerth is a name that is sweet, polite, loving, cool to be around, they love to procrastinate, and think they have negative features when really they are amazing

Omg he is such a Kerth, why does he always procrastinate when asked to do the dishes?

by Emma_is_awesome_brah December 31, 2016

Joel Keith

Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.

Stop being such a Joel Keith

by Jeff1088 September 2, 2019

Keith

Keith is a great guy. He makes a generous and loving boyfriend who would do anything to make his girl happy. He's a bit socially awkward but he means well. He has plans for the future where his friends don't and is a high achiever. He has a creative side but is generally serious. is not advised that you break up with a Keith as he is a little sensitive and would do anything to see his girl smile.

Keith "hey"
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."

by Truth seeker 2.0 October 18, 2018

Keith Murray

1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.

2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.

1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?

2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.

by Avid WAS fan March 31, 2008

keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Keitha

Pretty girl with great head on shoulders, very dependable and also good looking :)

Wow that Keitha is some smart cookie

by omen rd February 4, 2010

Keith Buckley

Keith Buckley is the vocalist and lyricist of the band Every Time I Die. Basically, he's a singer, screamer, lyricist, writer, social commentator, English teacher, miscreant, karaoke enthusiast, Maury disciple, sex symbol, and masochist.

If you aren't Keith Buckley, don't bother talking to me.

by Call me Shoulders June 16, 2012