Keitha 

Keitha is amazing, strong, independent, very organization, lovely, has a beautiful soul and takes nothing for granted, yes she might be a little of a clean freak but she can always put a smile on your face, if you are able to make a friend with a keitha i think that you should wait, because she could be the best friend/mom/couisn/brother or sister.........

"you are my sunshine Keitha"
"Keitha never change if you do i just might died"
"did i ever tell you Keitha that you are my everything?

Keitha by lover not figher February 14, 2012

Keitha 

Pretty girl with great head on shoulders, very dependable and also good looking :)

Wow that Keitha is some smart cookie

Keitha by omen rd February 4, 2010

Keitha 

Keitha other wise known as "milf" ( mother I would like to fuck) or cougar (older woman who preys on younger men sexually) Keitha's can be found in the strangest places, usually wearing something tight and revealing.

Katie: that Keitha was hot!
Marjorie: yeah what a milf...!
Dan: yeah she was hitting on me...
Andreas: that cougar!

Keitha by Wifey17 July 7, 2010

miss keisha 

She fuckin dead

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.

miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine

keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019