kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

kentel

Just a young thug ass nigga, if you see him know hoes and money aren't far behind.

Did you see dat nigga Kentel wit all dem hoes and drippin sauce everywhere. Dat nigga look like money.

by DreadKing420 October 2, 2018

kettledog

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed

Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you

by Alace nolland April 7, 2019

Kenilee

A kenilee is a smart guy who doesn't look like he is, whole being a good looking guy he also knows what's happening around him. All of his friends love him just becuase they know he is at their side. Whenever his friends are upset and he isn't told, he knows and straight away goes to see if they are ok. He is very loyal to his friends. If you ever meet a kenilee you won't regret it.

Wow he is so kind. He must be a kenilee

by James holder green April 14, 2019

Kentec

*overtly Sarcastic overtones*

Super Fun

"I work for this place called Kentec, it is super duper fun"

by SarcasticBrit5 July 5, 2019

Kendle

A human being possessed by a demon that is being controlled by a chihuahua.

“Is Kendle over there sitting in a bush making bird noises?”

“Yeah.”

by Dwayne “The Rock” Obama May 18, 2020

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021