Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!
by Leprechon777 March 10, 2011
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Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keeper mug.When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.
by Shittney Smavies April 3, 2019
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by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020
Get the trapper keeper of sadness mug.I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.
by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007
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Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011
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THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011
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