Kim Kardashian

The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.

Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.

by Snowpiercer January 16, 2016

Kim Kardashian

Definitely the most annoying celebrity out there. Also Pro should win this debate.

Kim Kardashian is literally the worst

by MORTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYY March 14, 2016

kardashian

kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.

He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.

by ray leonicus January 5, 2015

kardashian

Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.

Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.

by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011

Kardashians

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

by manyou August 5, 2012

Kardashiain't

One who has a big bottom, yet it isn't as attractive or large as Kim Kardashian's. (Pronounced to sound like "Kardash-she-ain't")

Can also be used to describe famewhores.

That girl looks good in those jeans, but Kardashiain't.

by Lilliwilli January 27, 2011

Kardashian

n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.

"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"

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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"

by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011