Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot January 18, 2009

### WARNING Possible T-Junction (pink)

A Halo CE modding error. It is when you have overlapping faces, missing pollies, etc. That is in 3ds max or in gmax.
In 3ds max, to fix the error do this:
Open up the model with the error and go to File>import>(go to your halo ce root directory and select debug.wrl then you will see green-red faces, delete or fix those as desired.

C:\program Files\Microsoft games\Halo Custom Edition> Tool.exe collision geometry scenery\T7
Could Not read map './toolbeta.map'
### Collision-Geometry.jms
### WARNING Possible T-Junction (pink)
### WARNING Possible T-Junction (pink)
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(for roughly 70+ times)

by TJ117 May 21, 2007

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends

Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

Rives Junction

Rives Junction, Michigan is a small township of Jackson County.

Rives Junction was founded in 1834 by Samuel Prescott and Henry Fitfield.

Rives Junction's zip code is 49277.

Has a total area of 36.2 square miles.

Student from U.P: Hey, where are you from?

Me: Rives Junction.

Student from U.P.: Uhh, where is that?

Me: It's a super small township..(maybe on a map somewhere) located between Lansing and Jackson!

by RivesJunctioner May 4, 2011

ParkIain in a yellow box junction

Parking your front end for too long in a yellow box to cause an offence, luckily she’s dead now

Be careful with her, you don’t want to be parkIain in a yellow box junction for too long

by Fine’n’Dan-dy May 31, 2022