Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 04, 2018

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[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot August 30, 2008

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### WARNING Possible T-Junction (pink)

A Halo CE modding error. It is when you have overlapping faces, missing pollies, etc. That is in 3ds max or in gmax.
In 3ds max, to fix the error do this:
Open up the model with the error and go to File>import>(go to your halo ce root directory and select debug.wrl then you will see green-red faces, delete or fix those as desired.

C:\program Files\Microsoft games\Halo Custom Edition> Tool.exe collision geometry scenery\T7
Could Not read map './toolbeta.map'
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(for roughly 70+ times)

by TJ117 May 06, 2007

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ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

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