cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Jiggling Your Sack

Just messing with someone.

No man don't worry, I didn't mean it. I was just jiggling your sack.

by Bam33 September 22, 2010

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008

juggling

Juggling, what a juggler does. It is a sport or an art, whatever you decide it to be.

Juggling makes your brain bigger.

by Lin++ March 29, 2005

Jungling

Or, to Jungle

When the pubic hair of a lady partners Vagina (or a males Anal wig) has become too tangled and long over time, the tally-whacker of the male must do as it's title suggests, and whack the tangled jungle away in order to gain access to his lady friends Jungle Temple so to speak.

"Dear lord woman have you no wax, well looks like its time to get down to some jungling"

"Dude I totally had to give your mother a good jungling last night"

by The Grand Poobah December 10, 2008