Jorts

Slang for jean shorts.

A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with
even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events.

"Many dawg fans wear "jorts"

by neuce March 2, 2010

jorts

A pair of shorts made out of jeans (short for jeans shorts) or denim.

Look at that mom! She's wearing jorts instead of capri pants.

by a sybermom September 28, 2005

jorts

HIPSTER. Jean shorts. Cut off at the knee, Intended to fray. Usually very tight fitting, and unless worn by adult males above a reasonable age, theyre hot. Dont wear them if youre fat.

Look at that hipster, rollin' in with his jorts and bow tie.

by :):O:P:D:] June 6, 2010

Jorts

(noun) - a long or short pair of jean shorts for a man. Mostly worn with shorts and hightops.

by Matt Lennon July 30, 2003

Jorts

Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.

Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.

Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"

by jort hater May 15, 2006

Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.

Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.

by Simmaines August 20, 2017

Jorts

Shorts made of denim; jeans that are shorts

Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"

Josh: "wtf Brian"

by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020