jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

Jort

kkr djalla

Hey look at that Jort over There!, he's such a kkr djalla

by Frankerkanker January 10, 2022

to jort

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

by cmm78 March 3, 2025

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

jort

Another Word For Busting A Nut (Cumming)

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.

by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019