Johann

A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.

Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!

by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018

Dirty Johanna

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.

Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.

by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

Johan

1. Johan means to act super fly or cool.

Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a johan!

by Marlon Wood September 23, 2007

johana

a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with

wow johana is so fucken funny

by bulletproof100 July 28, 2013

scarlett johannson

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

Johaan

One of the best person you will ever meet in your whole life. Very intelligent and kind. If you have Johaan as your friend, then you are very lucky.

I wish i had someone who is like Johaan

by 123zxc November 29, 2021