Alfred F. Jones

The character portraying America in the anime/webcomic Hetalia

Alfred F. Jones is the HERO!

by Flying Mint Bunny August 22, 2011

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

Janessa

Janessa is the type of girl thats shy at first but once you get to know her she is loud,funny af, filled with confidence, and fun to be around. She is really pretty and all the guys look at her and eventually start liking her. She is not afraid to stick up for her friends and she will always have your back. When someone is bugging her she usually snaps at them and starts yelling like a baddie she is. Janessa is confident, tuff, and loud on the outside but really she is soft, a crybaby, and sweet on the inside. Janessa only shows her soft part with her close friends.

Janessa has black/brown hair and brown eyes, she got the curves too

“Did you see janessa today? She is so beautiful”

by Nice flower July 30, 2019

mike jones

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

Jonestown

A party hosted by commies a long times ago in south america where you lie on the ground sunbathing after drinking poisonous Kool aid

Person 1: Have you been to Jonestown?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: How come you are still alive?

by eggman nega February 10, 2021

Generation Jones

Generation Jones is a term that describes people born between the mid-1950s and mid-1960s. Generation Jones has been referred to as a heretofore lost generation between the Baby boomers and Generation X

I was born in the Generation Jones era.

by JMS2007 December 14, 2007