Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

jonalis

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭

Jonalis is thick smart and the best

by Lerenda January 6, 2019

Jonafaggot

Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.

Jonafaggot is a gay faggot.

by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019

Jonah Marais

Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing

Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone

Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one

Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t

Girl 1: then he is gonna be single

by Heaven1827 April 7, 2019

Jinae

A girl who is PRETTY. VERY PRETTY. She doesn't really like to talk much in conversations with a large group of people in the fear that she may say something stupid and embarrass herself.
An amazing cooker with lots of potential, also good with kids so she is perfect wife material.
Jinae tries her best to be aware of how other people are feeling and tries her best to make everyone happy. She puts them before herself which is something she should fix.

Jinae is widely loved and there is no reason to hate her at all. It is normally a Korean name 진애.

Person 1: Hey Jinae how are you?
Jinae: I'm fine if you're fine :)

by ooby_wool6 December 28, 2019

Jonah Mode

A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.

I almost went into Jonah Mode yesterday

by balls in my face x2 May 10, 2020