elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

johnstown

Little town in upstate New York, about an hour from Albany. Can you spell scummy? Probably not if you're from Johnstown. One of the best football programs in the Sir Bills Circle. If you've ever been here, you've probably lost some brain cells. The education system is terrific with foreign language options ranging from Spanish to Spanish. 90% of the fast food industry's employees are from this beautiful city. If you're smart enough to get out of here, do it.

What's the difference between a garbage can and Johnstown?

One's foul-smelling, filled with trash, and absolutely disgusting. The other one's a place where people put their garbage.

by Washington slept in my house January 28, 2014

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010

Johnstown, PA

A town of about 30,000 residents in southwest Pennsylvania 90 minutes east of Pittsburgh. Its claim to fame is the Johnstown Flood of 1889, in which more than 2,200 died--the deadliest disaster in the U.S. until 9/11. The people are very nice in Johnstown, PA, but the town is extraordinarily religious, maybe because there is not much to do other than go to church, bowling, or to a dive bar. Newcomers may find it difficult to break into the well established social groups, since most of the residents have known each other since childhood. It has quite a number of large cemeteries. The population is mostly white. There are very, very few sidewalks and limited public transportation in this very hilly town. Unemployment is a serious problem here and the average wage is almost unlivably low, but housing costs are low, too. The main sources of employment are health care, defense, telemarketing, and retail.

I'm reluctant to stay in Johnstown, PA, because I will die broke, bored, and lonely.

by LostSalamander December 26, 2010

Johnathan

Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.

bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv

by ur father lesbian March 15, 2019

Johnston

Totally awesome name... comes from Ireland, so you can imagine how beautiful a girl with the last name Johnston is...Very true and sweet, beautiful eyes and hair

He man that girl is beautiful..... she must be a Johnston

by Banushka December 22, 2008

johntry

a human of such gay characteristics he bleeds from the ears. usually a myspace whore, with no actual friends. is a doucherocket, with no pubes and titties. a person that gets called a johntry usually has buys fake tims and shits in his pants a lot

Dude, I know this kid and he's a fucking johntry, he needs to go fuck a doorknob!

by Peter Poppintitties September 26, 2006