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jardell

A horrible person, often ignores messages and will do nothing but hate on you. Ignore and don't let them enter your life at any cost.
Friend 1: Hey have you met that new guy

Friend 2: ergh yeah they're a right Jardell
by Acoolgyal September 5, 2017
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jcard

Used for either any Asian: gay male, female clique leader, or female person who is typically antagonistic.

In many forms of media there are: ie. Queen Bee type characters, but this one is specifically for people of Asian appearance who fall in to that category.

They come in the form of pompous, arrogant, and narcissistic individuals who enjoys putting others down for personal gain; such as: Popularity, revenge, or simply for pleasure and amusement.

To not be confused with being a diva, for in reality the jcard is quite different and will often not get along with a diva or other snobbish persons due to a prominent power struggle.

The jcard likes to believe that everyone loves them and that they are extremely popular; whereas most of their popularity comes from fear and intimidation.

The name jcard originated from the player hotjcard on the virtual teens hangout of: Habbo Hotel. She was distinctive due to her relentless pursuits to becoming rich, successful and popular. Doing so she caused a girl to commit suicide via Virtual Bullying.
Attractive Asian Girl: Girl: Out of my way, losers.

Bystander: God, she's such a jcard...

Heather: "Sorry, I have this policy of not talking to losers...".

Sam: Damn... what a bitchy jcard!

Nicky: Dude, don't mess with her, she's like: Satan or something...

Beth: Oh my god, have you seen Tiffany's Drisdales outfit?

Kendra: Duh, who hasn't? she's the jcard of the school...
by neocat12 October 1, 2012
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jardel

a lovely drink 1 part crazy 3 parts raunchy with a twist of lime.
boy that jardel was refreshing.
by dick johnson September 3, 2003
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jardon

Jardon is the most thiccest, hottest, person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She's so beautiful and an amazing friend. She loves everyone and loves tyler the creator. She plays xbox non stop and will fuc your man any time she wants lmfaoooooo.
by hellurhowudurin February 2, 2018
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Jtard

Someone who is obsessed with all things Japanese and anything related to Japanese things - to the point of being retardedly obsessive over Japanese things.

They believe Japan is superior to every single culture out there, will try to speak/learn Japanese, and their cultural understanding of Japan stems from the anime/manga/J-music/fashion that they follow - ultimately forming a distorted view of a country.

They will often comment on how every other culture (esp their own) sucks in comparison to Japan and how they wish they lived there.
Jtards completely misunderstands the culture they praise and make complete asses out of themselves.

A: "Wow the Japanese are so original and brilliant. I love their lolita fashion and FF music! We Americans are so stupid compared to them!"
B: (face palms) "You know FF music is Classical music which is Western in origin not to mention lolita clothing as well."
by B1905 November 24, 2010
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Janardana

Killer of the atheists. From Sanskrit.

Also a sexy fierce bitch.
That boy Janardana is one hella sexy mofo.
by Cherrinards February 4, 2010
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jaard

A shortened version of the phrase 'Jimmy Hill', which is used when expressing ones disbelief at an apparent lie. Taken from using Jimmy Hill extensively to the point where one can't be bothered saying both words and uses just 'Jimmy', or shortened further to 'jaard'.

Accompanied with the rubbing of ones chin at approximately arms length. The size of ones disbelief can be expressed by the amount of reach obtained by stretching the arm as long as possible, and the louder and shorter the 'jaard' sound.
steve:'I caught a 38 pound pike yesterday'
dave: 'yeah, right, jaaaaaaard'

george bush : 'youve got weapons of mass destructionism'
saddam : 'jaard!'
by missadventure October 11, 2006
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