A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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by eagle777 March 15, 2008
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The rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. Jive-assing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. Jive-ass can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.
1.) In the '80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one's shoulder and jive-ass down the street.
2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".
3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".
2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".
3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".
by Doug Mesner July 8, 2004
Get the jive-ass mug.Some one who talks alot of shit and uses past injuries such as a bad back to get out of playing basketball. Much like a Jive Turkey, Jive Penguin is an acceptable word, but should be usen lightly as it is the 2nd most offensive word in english
by FPAH32 March 24, 2008
Get the jive penguin mug.1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.
2. Insincere. Just fronting.
3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.
4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.
2. Insincere. Just fronting.
3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.
4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.
"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."
"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"
"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."
"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"
"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."
by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010
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by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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