jellymad

Someone who is both jealous and mad.

xyeLz: Wow you just wrecked me with your pro call of duty skills.

hostage: Are you jellymad bro?

by n hostage f May 31, 2011

Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.

1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.

by L I V E August 18, 2009

jellymid

a dumbass youtuber and tiktok png tuber who is fatherless and is known for making shitty videos

look! its jellymid! yeah bro i know! she is trash though. better than meowbitch though!

by dawgnahcuhhhhh April 24, 2022

jellymommyuwu

jellymommyuwu is some idikdjkisjhvufdgcvsybc jda

i jut jellymommyuwued all over ur face dawg

by vennyweenny July 15, 2023

Downriver Jellyfish

A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.

"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".

by Lazynugz August 14, 2019

hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006

jelly-wood

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders

"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."

by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006