nigger jacked

to be physically muscular without working out a day in your life.

my cousin is so nigger jacked.

by poppaboner February 16, 2008

Jocked

To take something. /Jocked/

He JOCKED his friend's style.

by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010

jacked around

when someone deliberately delays or postpones you, like telling you a bullshit story to buy more time.

I'm tired of getting jacked around by that asshole, I'll take my business somewhere else!

by Marcuserectus February 25, 2014