jank

Pronunciation: \ˈjāynk\
Inflected Form(s): so jank, jankiest
Etymology: urban slang
1 : uncool, weak, whack, lame situation or thing; something assholey
2 : person without integrity; person exhibiting behavior that is borderline hateful or cruel; shockingly rude, uncooth

— jank·y adverb

— jank·ness noun

The fact that you took away our holiday vacation citing funds was lame, but the fact that you are still holding a holiday party for $10K is jank!

Your need to soothe your own insecurity with constant haranguing isn't actually a managerial style, it is just janky.

by mleighm October 30, 2009

Jank

Magic: The Gathering slang for a card or deck that isn't good. In fact, Jank can be used for anything that is bad or undesirable or unimpressive.

One with Nothing is total Jank, heck, it might even be worse than Homelands!

Crystal Rod is a very Janky card and you should not use it.

by James1011R June 29, 2014

[jank]

Demopolis, Alabama slang.
To make fun of someone; to burn someone; to insult someone.

"Can't take off her top lookin' boy."

"Ooop, he wanna jank now!"

by kbby November 3, 2008

Jank

Noun. Something of poor quality that can be used very effectively when done properly.

Often used to describe a deck or card in Magic: The Gatherin

This rare is soo janky to get in a draft.

by Tarrasque September 28, 2003

Jank

something very uncool

She is so jank

by beth September 10, 2003

Janking

To jack off another male. May be done while constantly screaming LOOK AT ME to increase sensations of arousal. also known as to "cheely"

"Me and gump were kickin it the other day janking, waiting on Perez to come over."

by Texaspride March 11, 2010

Janked

Past tense verb

Combination of the slang word "Jacked" and name "Hank" to mean something stolen by a person named Hank.

Person: "Dude, my TI-84 Plus calculator was janked yesterday!"

Informed Person: "Hank did it? I thought all that guy did was wank to porn all day!"

by DeanIsLove June 5, 2011