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jazz salt

n. A relatively uncommon euphemism for powder cocaine, originating from frequent and heavy use by many musicians in the heyday of jazz.
Mark: Let me get a lil' more of that yayo.
Sean: Haven't you had enough of the jazz salt yet, you dope fiend?
by Em Epher May 3, 2008
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brain jazz

a new name for ADD(attention deficit disorder) invented by the band Megafaun
having three hundred different conversations in three hours is a result of brain jazz
by saber tooth tiger April 11, 2010
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Jazz Snob

An annoying or stubborn person whom denies any, or most, kinds of music other than Jazz. Has a self-indulgent illusion of sophistication about himself and, in particular, his tastes.

They are usually 20+ and also fluent in poetry and 'the arts', and are the first to stereotype you, or anyone, and use this against them for the remainder of the said person's life.

In general; extremely obnoxious people whom are indescribably arrogant yet impossible to get through to due to the thick layer of love for themselves they have through their 'sophisticated' yet ironically simple minded taste in music and art.

The term's origin is unknown but it has been seen popping up in lyrics for various works of music across the musical scene;

A good example being in a work by John Zorn (avant garde music) whom composed a song called 'Eat Shit Jazz Snob". The Jazz influence in his music supported the hatred of such people and the level of hypocrisy they carry with them.
(Jon has long hair and Jonathan either has rather long hair too or did so a few years ago)

Jon: "Hi" *Pulls out earphones*

Jonathan: "What was that you are listening to, some horrible uninspired heavy metal music" *Sigh*

Jon: "Some unreleased compositions by Max Ritcher actually you JAZZ SNOB!"
by Zombi Ist Krieg May 17, 2009
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jazz

The greatest, and yet least appreciated genre of music today among the general public.
by MusicMonk414 March 11, 2004
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Jazzari

{Pronounced: JAZZ-UH-RE OR JAZZ-ER-E}
Jazzari is an kind-hearted person who dreams big and wants to try it all, taking the world for storm. Smart with a beautiful personality that is very easy to get along with. Sometimes it gets the best of her but she has the best intentions. She loves to love but hates to hate. Tends to talk alot and tells stories. Very talented. Sometimes over emotional (crying) but it's because she cares. And she takes it heart when she is hurt. She is a forgivable person and enjoys the little things in life. Huge smile, laughs at silly things and likes to do spontaneous stuff. Get on her bad side and you get a piece of her attitude and backtalk. ("True Story") Nicknames: Jazz, Jaz, Jazzyboo, Jazzy
Jazzari is Jazzari, what more can I say? Haha. True Story.
by Jazzari Taylor November 23, 2011
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jazz mag

(Eng.) Slang term for pornographic literature.
"Gross, you got my jazz mag all wet."
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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And all that jazz

A movie quote from 'Chicago', but usually used in slang to mean 'and all that stuff'
by MissingInAction March 7, 2008
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