Jag

A jock who's also gay but usually in the closet. They walk around with a veneer of masculine bravado but suck dick when no one's looking.

Man, that guy on the baseball team is Jaggot weirdo.
I heard he gives b.j.'s in the weight room after dark.

by Milf Tosser August 14, 2008

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 05, 2003

Jag

1. To flake out, or not keep one's word.

2. To masturbate.

1. You threw me the jag the other day when you didn't come to the movie, after you said you would.

2. I caught my friend jagging to a porn video the other day.

by MoMo72 June 12, 2009

Jag

Often a white man that goes to the pub on the weekdays. They have no game.

Look at that man at the pub on a Tuesday! What a jag!

by Basicwhitegirlstarbuckslover July 16, 2019

Jag

A jackass, douchebag or asshole.

Hah! ur girlfriend broke up with u!

Dude, ur such a jag

by Bruinadams March 20, 2012

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 07, 2005

Jags

Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...

The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.

by Kultivator February 13, 2010