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Ugly Slapper With Bad Complexion That Wears Too Much Make-Up and Scks Off Farm Animals While Making a Horrendous Wailing Sound...
Cher Lloyd is a wailing swagger jagger slagga
by FatLadZ July 21, 2011
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Jagger

Jagger is a complete jerk who will often try to befriend you, but only if you have something they want. During this time they will insult you, try to embarrass you, and when you do that back to them in a much nicer more playful way, they will get pissed and often times go into a tard rage on you. You best start running when this happens, because this motherfucker can’t take a goddamn joke to save their life.
That guy is such a jagger. He got pissed at me because I called him an asshole, even though yesterday he told me I was a worthless piece of garbage! What a dick.
by DallasBoy12345 August 3, 2018
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Moves like Jagger

A Russian Military Tactic to divert troops in swag formation, to confuse the enemy.
Luitenant: General, what Shall we do? The enemy approaches, general.

General: Tell the Troops to launch into the swag formation.

Luitenant: TROOPS, INITIATE THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
by JohnJohnJohnny June 15, 2012
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Jagged

Really lame or gay. Could be a situation you're in. Word originates from looking at the bottom of a reebok shoe seeing a jagged sole- this is seen as very homosexual.
John: I really wanna do something today and get out of school...
Marcus: yeah man i agree this school has been so jagged recently.

Example 2

Bob: That girl over there is so hot, you reckon i should go in for it?
Dave: Yeah shes hot but i spoke to her earlier and she was well jagged, i reckon shes a proper nerd.
by therealurbandictionary July 18, 2009
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Jaggers

adj. - something that is harmful, dangerous or risky.
Example 1:

Victoria: "Do you think I could do some hardcore parkour from this building's ledge to the next?"

Peyton: "Naww, that's too jaggers."

Example 2:

Unsafe sex is Jaggers.
by jaggerstothemax September 4, 2012
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jagged

(pronounced as the past tense of jag, not jag-ged)
Past the point of drunkenness; inhebriated.
Ho brah I was soooo jagged last night!
by iriesyren May 10, 2005
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Jagger

Teacher: Read the book
Student: I'm a jagger i can't
by PaoloSafady May 27, 2018
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