Jaffa

A person who was born in Australia as one of his parents is Catholic and the other is Protestant and they left Great Britain out of shame of being a real life Kevin and Sadie.

If I wanted advice on how to live I wouldn't ask you, you jaffa

by Bill-a-bong October 3, 2021

Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003

hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Jafferiffic

Somebody who is a total Jaffacake. To be totally jafferatized.

"Omg hes jafferiffic!"

by abbio January 17, 2005

Jaffer

its really just a cookie.

"Uhm," explained ty the british kid, "Would you like a chocolate chip jaffer?"

by TyEmma September 26, 2012